Unofficial Bio

Consider by many of our psychotic male fans to be the most beautiful member of the 18 Mighty Mountain Warriors, Pearl is actually a 320-year-old, shrunken little raisin of a woman, who just knows how to apply make-up well.

On her 315th Birthday, songwriting team of Michael Chih Ming Hornbuckle and Michael Premsrirat presented the following:

"The Old as Shit Song"

You're Old, Old, Old

Like Mold, Mold, Mold

You're Old as Shit

You're Old, Old, Old

Like Mold, Mold, Mold

Official Bio

PEARL WONG, a native of San Francisco, is involved with a number of non-profit organizations in the Bay Area including the Asian American Theater Company. She has also done industrials, educational CD-ROMs and commercial voice-over as well as working behind the scenes on a variety of film productions.